Showmanship

I’m walking down 49th Street when my stomach starts rumbling. Actually it’s screaming. I haven’t eaten breakfast and my blood sugar’s in the cellar. If I don’t get something into my gut soon I’ll pass out. Luckily for my stomach,...

I need more interviews!

I still need some more stories for my new book about tipping. If you work in any of the following professions, please email me at [email protected] Thanks! Babysitters/Nannies Private Jet Pilot Escort / Sexworker Hotel Concierge Hairstylists (New York area would...

Paperback Edition!

I’m happy to announce that the paperback edition of Waiter Rant (With a new afterword and bonus material.) goes on sale today. Keep your ears open, I’ll be doing radio interviews all over the country to promote the new edition! You can purchase the...

Excellent Book! Go Buy!

“A wry, tender story about the tribulations of flesh and ink – and¬†funny as hell. I’ve never understood why people get tattoos, but after reading Jeff’s excellent book I may just get one myself.” – Steve Dublanica, the author of...

Crooked Ways Made Straight

It’s raining buckets and I can’t find my umbrella. As I watch the heavy raindrops knock the leaves off the trees outside my bedroom window I curse under my breath. I’ve got an appointment and I’m running late. The rain’s going to make me...