I’m with Stupid

“What’s up with Table 2?” Holly, the hostess asks me. “What about table 2?” “They didn’t want to sit in your section.” “Why not?” “I don’t know why.” I look over at Table 2. A cute brown-haired woman and her boyfriend are intently studying their menus. Oh shit. I...

Monday

It’s Monday morning and I’m lying in bed. Raindrops clatter on the second hand air conditioner sticking out my bedroom window. I open one eye. The light pushing though the curtains is heavy and gray. Outside I hear car tires sluice through wet asphalt. I glance at the...

Waiter Rant is The Talk of The Nation!

Well, not exactly………. I’m going to be on National Public Radio’s “Talk of the Nation” program this Thursday around 3:15 PM(EST). The topic is one of my favorites – tipping. It’s a live show so don’t hold me to the exact time. You might want to tune in a little early....

The Good Samaritan

It’s late at night. The Bistro’s closed. The busgirls are putting up the chairs. The kitchen crew’s mopping the floors. I’m in the back counting the evening’s take. There isn’t much to count. The few customers we had were frugal eaters and bad tippers. It was not a...

Final Destination

My roommate and I watched the horror movie “Final Destination 3” last night. For those of you unfamiliar with the series, it’s about a group of teenagers who narrowly escape getting killed in a horrible accident. But Death, refusing to be cheated, hunts down and kills...