by waiter | Jul 7, 2005 | Uncategorized
“The way was long and weary, But gallantly they strode, A country lad and lassie, Along the heavy road. The night was dark and stormy, But blithe of heart were they, For shining in the distance The lights of London lay. O gleaming lights of London, that gem of...
by waiter | Jul 6, 2005 | Uncategorized
It’s Sunday afternoon and the Bistro’s packed with retarded people. No, I’m not dissing Yuppies again. The customers are all part of a tour group. With the exception of a few staff members, the entire crowd consists of “differently abled”...
by waiter | Jul 6, 2005 | Uncategorized
I’m sitting in a bar after work with Beth and Arlene. It was a long night and we’re rewarding ourselves with some post shift libations. Beth’s drinking a beer. I’m finishing up a dirty martini. Arlene, who is almost seven months pregnant, is...
by waiter | Jul 4, 2005 | Uncategorized
It’s Sunday morning and I’m hurting. My brother’s bachelor party was Friday night and I’m still trying to shake off the after effects. My pounding headache morphed into fatigue about the same time my joints began to throb. Goddamn that scantily...
by waiter | Jul 1, 2005 | Uncategorized
Hi everyone. I’m sorry for the lack of posts this week. I’ve been really busy. My brother is getting married and tonight I’m dragging him out for his bachelor party. Of course, I have to wait tables the next evening! Working hung-over? That’ll...
