by waiter | Jun 23, 2009 | Uncategorized
It’s Tuesday afternoon and I’m waiting for an appointment in front of a building on Riverside Drive. Grey clouds hang low in the sky while an eastward breeze carries the laughter of children playing in a park past my ears. I look up at the dour sky and...
by waiter | Jun 5, 2009 | Uncategorized
Hi everybody. I need to interview professional dog walkers and car wash attendants about tipping for my new book. If you’re a dog walker or work or own a car wash in the NYC area, please drop me a line at [email protected]! Thank!
by waiter | May 29, 2009 | Uncategorized
A lovely young woman’s coming by my place for dinner tonight and I haven’t got a clean thing to wear. Realizing my date won’t probably won’t appreciate funky smelling clothing, I drive over to the laundromat on the main street of my town. After...
by waiter | May 16, 2009 | Uncategorized
It’s my birthday. So that means I’m getting a finger up my ass. I’d love to tell you that my upcoming anal adventure is connected to some kinky in-between the sheets fun commemorating the twelfth anniversary of my twenty-ninth birthday – but it...
by waiter | May 13, 2009 | Uncategorized
“Good afternoon, sir,” the grocery store clerk says as I enter the supermarket. “How are you today?” “Fine,” I reply. Thinking the guy’s trying to sell me something I try maneuvering my shopping cart around him. That’s not so easy. The cart has a faulty...
by waiter | May 7, 2009 | Uncategorized
It’s two o’clock on Wednesday afternoon and my brother and I are in his living room eating pizza. I’m on a diet and shouldn’t be carbo-loading, but the smell of pepperoni has overwhelmed my iron will. “Thanks for watching the kid,” my brother...
by waiter | Apr 23, 2009 | Uncategorized
I’ve always wanted to see the mighty Pacific since I was a boy. It took me until I was forty, but I made it! If you told me when I started this blog that it would take me to La Jolla, California I would have never believed you. Many thanks to the young lady who...
by waiter | Apr 21, 2009 | Uncategorized
It’s an impossibly sunny California day and I’m in a tony L.A. restaurant eating equally tony food with a smart and beautiful young woman. Sometimes I love my job. After we finish our interview and my delicious French fusion chicken starts its journey down...
by waiter | Apr 14, 2009 | Uncategorized
I’ll be heading off to California this Friday. While some of my itinerary must remain secret, I’ll be in the Los Angeles Area from April 20th to the morning of the 24th. I have quite a few interviews scheduled, but I’m always up for more! If you...
by waiter | Apr 11, 2009 | Uncategorized
It’s late afternoon and I’m driving down a busy commercial street when an ancient looking station wagon explodes out of the opposite lane and heads straight for me. I slew my car to the right, but the station wagon counters my evasive maneuver and...
