by waiter | Jan 13, 2009 | Uncategorized
It’s a frigid Saturday afternoon and I’m at the dog park with Buster, my joint custody pooch. As I watch Buster evade a Chihuahua by leaping on top of a picnic table, I stamp my feet in an attempt to keep warm. I might be freezing my balls off, but, by the...
by waiter | Jan 13, 2009 | Uncategorized
Man, those sushi waiters in France are vicious!
by waiter | Jan 4, 2009 | Uncategorized
It’s Saturday night and I’m behind the wheel as my roommate and I travel down one of the most dangerous roads on Earth. Previous hard won experience has told me that If I take my eyes off this perilous road for a nanosecond, disaster will inevitably...
by waiter | Dec 29, 2008 | Uncategorized
It’s the night after Christmas and I’m taking Pearl, my brother’s ninety-five pound German Shorthaired Pointer, for a walk through the dark Pennsylvania woods surrounding my parent’s house. The reason my brother’s not walking his own dog...
by waiter | Dec 24, 2008 | Uncategorized
Merry Christmas and other assorted holidays! Thanks for making 2008 my Annus Mirabilis! Best wishes to everyone for a happy and healthy 2009!
by waiter | Dec 17, 2008 | Uncategorized
It’s lunchtime and I’m hungry. Sadly, other than the two dozen cans of emergency tuna I keep around in the event of Armageddon, my cupboard’s bare. Since I’m sick of tuna salad sandwiches, I decide to go the supermarket and buy food with a...
by waiter | Dec 12, 2008 | Uncategorized
I’ll be doing a book signing with my father (The author of the mystery novel Rude Promenade) at the Hawley Winterfest at the Hawley Public Library in downtown Hawley, Pennsylvania this Saturday, December 13, from 11:00AM – 3:00PM. Copies of both our books...
by waiter | Dec 5, 2008 | Uncategorized
Regina Brett of Cleveland’s 90.3 WCPN had me as a guest on her show The Sound of Ideas this morning.If want to tune in, click here!
by waiter | Dec 2, 2008 | Uncategorized
I’m looking to interview several doormen working in New York City for my book “At Your Service.” If you or anyone you know is a doormen in a residential building, please email me at waiterrant@yahoo.com. Confidentiality assured. I would also like to...
by waiter | Nov 29, 2008 | Uncategorized
It’s Saturday afternoon and I’m sitting inside a Starbucks waiting for my friend Alan. I just bought a new MacBook and Alan, who’s a real Appletista, has offered to show me around the unfamiliar operating system. The old laptop I wrote Waiter Rant on...
