by waiter | Apr 20, 2005 | Uncategorized
Louis and I are back by the soda machine shooting the shit. “Check this out,” Louis says, “Did you hear of that new gay TV network that’s starting up? “I heard something about it,” I reply “Well they called me.” “Really? Why?” “My twentieth high school reunion is next...
by waiter | Apr 18, 2005 | Uncategorized
It’s Sunday and we’re mad busy. Fluvio’s home sick so I’m left with the keys to the kingdom. The waiters are all working doubles. The “who gets to go home first” begging ritual is in full swing. “Oh man I am so tired,” Shlomo says to me. “You can have the rest...
by waiter | Apr 15, 2005 | Uncategorized
Sorry I haven’t ben writing more. Very busy week at the Bistro and I’m under the weather. Thank God for Ny Quil! I’ll be back with more tales of horror soon! Welcome to all the new readers! So you know – this isn’t a daily blog. I post on...
by waiter | Apr 11, 2005 | Uncategorized
On April 8th Maria Nolan, a 45 year old financial planner for Fleet Securities, was crossing the street near Madison Avenue and East 65th Street when she killed by a hit and run driver. Described in the press as a pretty, well dressed, and petite woman – she lived in...
by waiter | Apr 8, 2005 | Uncategorized
I’m telling a five top the specials when I feel a hand slide into my pants. Catching a whiff of perfume I enjoy the sensation of delicate female fingers wriggling around in my pocket. Grasping the hard object she’s looking for she pulls out….. ….. my wine opener....
by waiter | Apr 7, 2005 | Uncategorized
Sorry guys. The Post killed the story on Europeans and tipping. Maybe next time……..
by waiter | Apr 6, 2005 | Uncategorized
Many thanks to the staff at Blogger for including Waiter Rant as a “Blog of Note.” in “Blogs We’ve Noticed Recently.” You have impeccable taste. Thanks guys! In other news…… I just did an interview with the NY Post (again) for...
by waiter | Apr 6, 2005 | Uncategorized
I’ve noticed a recent surge in traffic to Waiter Rant. Welcome to all the new readers! My Stat Counter software indicates that several hundred people have come to the site via a Google keyword search. (Keyword – “waiterrant.blogspot.com”) Is...
by waiter | Apr 3, 2005 | Uncategorized
I’m in the kitchen munching on some fried polenta chips when the hostess interrupts me. “You’ve got a new table on ten.” I look at the clock. It’s almost closing. “Does anyone else want this table?” I ask. It’s a stupid question. The other waiters mentally vacated the...
by waiter | Apr 2, 2005 | Uncategorized
Requiscat in Pace Ioannes Paulus PP.II
