by waiter | Jun 23, 2009 | Uncategorized
It’s Tuesday afternoon and I’m waiting for an appointment in front of a building on Riverside Drive. Grey clouds hang low in the sky while an eastward breeze carries the laughter of children playing in a park past my ears. I look up at the dour sky and...
by waiter | Jun 5, 2009 | Uncategorized
Hi everybody. I need to interview professional dog walkers and car wash attendants about tipping for my new book. If you’re a dog walker or work or own a car wash in the NYC area, please drop me a line at waiterrant@yahoo.com! Thank!
by waiter | May 29, 2009 | Uncategorized
A lovely young woman’s coming by my place for dinner tonight and I haven’t got a clean thing to wear. Realizing my date won’t probably won’t appreciate funky smelling clothing, I drive over to the laundromat on the main street of my town. After...
by waiter | May 16, 2009 | Uncategorized
It’s my birthday. So that means I’m getting a finger up my ass. I’d love to tell you that my upcoming anal adventure is connected to some kinky in-between the sheets fun commemorating the twelfth anniversary of my twenty-ninth birthday – but it...
by waiter | May 13, 2009 | Uncategorized
“Good afternoon, sir,” the grocery store clerk says as I enter the supermarket. “How are you today?” “Fine,” I reply. Thinking the guy’s trying to sell me something I try maneuvering my shopping cart around him. That’s not so easy. The cart has a faulty...
