Meter Maid Madness

Louis, our token gay waiter, dreams of opening his own restaurant someday. Fairly fluent in French, an excellent cook in his own right, a superb waiter with over twenty years experience in the business, he has a better chance than most. Money, however, is a problem....

Satan’s Ad Man

I posted an ad for the book ScamBible a few days ago and a reader sent me a comment that I think needs to be addressed. “So what have I, a frequent restaurant diner who almost always tips 20-25%, done to deserve being systematically “scammed” by my waiter...

Hypnotist Collector

The girl on table twenty-six is shockingly beautiful and she knows it. Blonde, about thirty, she has a kick ass body and a face more beautiful than the all dreams of pornography. The poor bastard she’s with is smitten. I can tell it’s a first date. He’s way over...

The Xanax wore off!

The night’s almost over. I’m in the back enjoying a little snack of ciabatta bread and pesto when Arlene, a fellow waitron, interrupts me. “My customer on table ten wants you to go over and apologize.” she says. “What the fuck for?” I reply through a mouthful of food....