Got off a few zingers tonight………..
“Waiter is the tiramisu any good?”
“Why sir it’s one of our most popular desserts.”
“It didn’t ask if it was popular I asked if it was good.”
“Well sir if it wasn’t good it wouldn’t be popular.”
What a shithead
I am walking down the aisle and a man snaps his fingers to get my attention. This is a major faux pas with us waiters. I ignore him.
When I pass by a second time the man snaps his fingers again. I stop, look at the floor, do a 360 degree spin, then look under his table. His wife has nice legs.
“Waiter what are you doing?”
“Why I’m looking for your dog sir. Is he lost?”
Otherwise a very nice evening, I waited on William Hurt. He was gracious, well mannered, and tipped well. He didn’t snap his fingers. Introduced himself as “William.” Very cool. Girlfriend a complete babe.