by waiter | Jan 19, 2005 | Uncategorized
Sorry I haven’t posted in a while everybody but I’ve been busy When I got home from work Monday night I found my dog acting strangely He was shaking uncontrollably, didn’t want to be touched, and whimpering. When I picked him up he howled in pain. He never acted that...
by waiter | Jan 15, 2005 | Uncategorized
As you might have noticed, I’ve decided to start running ads on my site. This was a move I’ve been contemplating for several months. I was going to write a long winded explanation of why I’m doing it, but everything I wrote sounded like complete bullshit. You know why...
by waiter | Jan 12, 2005 | Uncategorized
It’s lunch. I’m managing the floor but the new waiter is overwhelmed. I have to leave my beloved NY Times behind and actually do some work. Now I’m in a foul mood. I target the most impatient looking table. Two middle aged businessman. They’re doing the “where the...
by waiter | Jan 12, 2005 | Uncategorized
Sitting in my section is probably the best looking couple I’ve ever laid eyes on. The man is matinee idol handsome. The woman looks like she stepped out of the pages of Vogue. They delight in each others presence. Perfect teeth flash, crystalline laughter...
by waiter | Jan 5, 2005 | Uncategorized
The four top is polishing off their second round of martinis. Entrée’s already ordered they’re debating what wine to drink with dinner. I wait patiently. One of the wives looks at me. “Waiter have you seen the movie Sideways?” she titters boozily. Ah Sideways. “A...
by waiter | Jan 4, 2005 | Uncategorized
It’s ten o’clock in the morning. I’m spread out in the booth by the window perusing the papers sipping espresso. The staff bustles about readying the bistro for business. This is my favorite part of the day. The busgirls’ soft voices rise and fall, blending with the...
by waiter | Jan 4, 2005 | Uncategorized
Waiter Rant was mentioned in a news article about blogging in the workplace. Many thanks to Dr. Jo Twist of the BBC for writing such an excellent article and mentioning little ol’ me. Enjoy!
by waiter | Jan 1, 2005 | Uncategorized
Wondering what happened to “Beady Eyes” on New Years Eve? I would love to tell you that he created a humorous frantic scene when he discovered he was moved from his high status window seat to one near the men’s room. No such luck. Coming in yesterday I discovered that...
by waiter | Dec 27, 2004 | Uncategorized
Last Saturday afternoon I’m walking from my car to the bistro. In one hand I’m carrying my work shirt, cleaned and pressed. In the other a steaming hot delicious Starbucks latte. I reach the crosswalk across from my job stopping to wait for the “WALK” sign to turn...
by waiter | Dec 27, 2004 | Uncategorized
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