by waiter | Jun 22, 2010 | Uncategorized
It’s a hot June afternoon and I’m travelling downstate with my joint custody dog Buster to meet a friend. But as I zip down the highway I realize I’m feeling tired so I decide to visit the biggest pusher of psycho-stimulant substances in the world – Starbucks. Let’s...
by waiter | May 7, 2010 | Uncategorized
I’m taking my joint custody dog Buster for his morning constitutional when he spots a woman standing in the street waiting for the bus. Being territorial he races towards the woman causing her to emit a loud scream. “Are you okay Miss?” I ask. Since Buster’s on a...
by waiter | May 4, 2010 | Uncategorized
A couple of weeks ago I felt a strange sensation in my ass. I was sitting down watching television (Flash Forward) when I felt my cell phone vibrate in my left back pocket. But when I reached to it, much to my surprise, it wasn’t there. I shrugged it off. Maybe a...
by waiter | Apr 27, 2010 | Uncategorized
As I was reading today’s NY Post an article caught my eye. Turns out Stephen Baldwin of the Baldwin Brothers filed for bankruptcy earlier this summer and his friends have launched a website called The Restoration of Stephen Baldwin to help him pay off his debts. The...
by waiter | Apr 26, 2010 | Uncategorized
I still had some finishing touches to do for my next book so, to cut down on the distraction level; I went my parents in the hinterlands of Pennsylvania for some uninterrupted work time. It’s like a writer’s retreat on the cheap. My parents make sure I’m fed, sleep...
by waiter | Apr 11, 2010 | Uncategorized
Yep, the book’s done. Coming to fine bookstores and online retailers 11/02/10. Pre-order now! 🙂
