by waiter | Aug 2, 2013 | Uncategorized
My driver’s license is about to expire so I grudgingly head over to the most feared bureaucracy in New Jersey – the Department of Motor Vehicles. The DMV. When I get there, I discover the line just to get into the building is a block long. The book I brought...
by waiter | Jul 22, 2013 | Uncategorized
Or maybe Juniorette! Due date late January, 2014. How about that!
by waiter | Mar 23, 2013 | Uncategorized
I was surfing the internet when I found a trailer for the upcoming Superman movie, Man of Steel. When I was done watching it I realized I had tears in my eyes. As I get older, I find myself choking up more at things – just like my father. But it didn’t take much to...
by waiter | Mar 20, 2013 | Uncategorized
Annie loves Trader Joe’s. I mean loves them. I’m surprised the company’s logo isn’t tattooed on her butt. Until I met her, however, I had never stepped inside one of their stores. I’ve experienced jihadist attachment to supermarkets before. I dated several women in...
by waiter | Mar 18, 2013 | Uncategorized
Annie loves estate-sales. So, after sampling wedding cakes at a bakery in Park Ridge, we decide to harness our chocolate ganache-boosted energy levels and drive to a sale on the other side of town. Park Ridge is a very affluent Jersey burg so you can’t miss the estate...
