by waiter | Apr 8, 2005 | Uncategorized
I’m telling a five top the specials when I feel a hand slide into my pants. Catching a whiff of perfume I enjoy the sensation of delicate female fingers wriggling around in my pocket. Grasping the hard object she’s looking for she pulls out….. ….. my wine opener....
by waiter | Apr 7, 2005 | Uncategorized
Sorry guys. The Post killed the story on Europeans and tipping. Maybe next time……..
by waiter | Apr 6, 2005 | Uncategorized
Many thanks to the staff at Blogger for including Waiter Rant as a “Blog of Note.” in “Blogs We’ve Noticed Recently.” You have impeccable taste. Thanks guys! In other news…… I just did an interview with the NY Post (again) for...
by waiter | Apr 6, 2005 | Uncategorized
I’ve noticed a recent surge in traffic to Waiter Rant. Welcome to all the new readers! My Stat Counter software indicates that several hundred people have come to the site via a Google keyword search. (Keyword – “waiterrant.blogspot.com”) Is...
by waiter | Apr 3, 2005 | Uncategorized
I’m in the kitchen munching on some fried polenta chips when the hostess interrupts me. “You’ve got a new table on ten.” I look at the clock. It’s almost closing. “Does anyone else want this table?” I ask. It’s a stupid question. The other waiters mentally vacated the...
