If you’ve come to this website after watching 20/20 or @Anderson Cooper, welcome! Most of my waiter stories can be found in the archives dating from 2004-2009. After that, you’ll find some fiction I wrote and some observations I’ve made about life. I hope you enjoy all my stories! And yes, you can buy Waiter Rant or my book on tipping, Keep the Change at fine retailers everywhere. Just click on the bookseller links to the right!
Remember to tip 15-20% And stay off those cell phones!