by waiter | Feb 2, 2009 | Uncategorized
I’ll be making appearances at the following libraries over the upcoming weeks. If you can swing by to say hello, I’d love to meet you. Books will be for sale and signatures. I’ll be more than happy to autograph previously puchased copies. Hope to...
by waiter | Jan 30, 2009 | Uncategorized
Since I owe Anthony Bourdain huge, you’ll be seeing sneak peeks of his great show No Reservations here on Waiter Rant! Tony, you can pimp me out anytime. From the Travel Channel: Tony loves the energy and edge of big cities. So how is it that he has avoided...
by waiter | Jan 29, 2009 | Uncategorized
It’s eight o’clock on Saturday night when I belly up to the bar of a TGI Friday’s restaurant near my house. (I don’t want to hear any shit from you foodies.) After a long day spent cleaning, doing laundry, and food shopping, the last thing I...
by waiter | Jan 17, 2009 | Uncategorized
I will be appearing at the Closter Public Library in Closter, NJ this Monday, January 19th, at 7:30PM. Come visit me!
by waiter | Jan 15, 2009 | Uncategorized
It’s seven o’clock on Wednesday night and I’m walking down down Central Park West. I’m scheduled to interview a guy at 7:30 for my new book. Since my bus made it in from Jersey quicker than I expected, I have half an hour to kill. I decide to...
by waiter | Jan 13, 2009 | Uncategorized
It’s a frigid Saturday afternoon and I’m at the dog park with Buster, my joint custody pooch. As I watch Buster evade a Chihuahua by leaping on top of a picnic table, I stamp my feet in an attempt to keep warm. I might be freezing my balls off, but, by the...
