Two Gun Mack

It’s a rainy Tuesday night and I’m sitting on the outdoor patio of a North Jersey bar smoking cigars and drinking draft beer with a guy I’m going to call Mack. As I suck smoke from a Punch maduro, a burst of lightning skitters across the Manhattan...

NYT Bestseller List

I’m happy to announce that the paperback edition of Waiter Rant: Thanks for the Tip – Confessions of a Cynical Waiter hit the New York Times Extended Bestseller List! Thanks everybody!

Book Signing!

I’ll be doing a book signing at the Barnes & Noble in Tribeca at 7:00 PM tonight. The address is 97 Warren St. (at Greenwich St.) New York, NY 10007 Come on down! I’d love to meet you!

Showmanship

I’m walking down 49th Street when my stomach starts rumbling. Actually it’s screaming. I haven’t eaten breakfast and my blood sugar’s in the cellar. If I don’t get something into my gut soon I’ll pass out. Luckily for my stomach,...

I need more interviews!

I still need some more stories for my new book about tipping. If you work in any of the following professions, please email me at waiterrant@yahoo.com. Thanks! Babysitters/Nannies Private Jet Pilot Escort / Sexworker Hotel Concierge Hairstylists (New York area would...

Paperback Edition!

I’m happy to announce that the paperback edition of Waiter Rant (With a new afterword and bonus material.) goes on sale today. Keep your ears open, I’ll be doing radio interviews all over the country to promote the new edition! You can purchase the...