by waiter | Jul 6, 2005 | Uncategorized
It’s Sunday afternoon and the Bistro’s packed with retarded people. No, I’m not dissing Yuppies again. The customers are all part of a tour group. With the exception of a few staff members, the entire crowd consists of “differently abled”...
by waiter | Jul 6, 2005 | Uncategorized
I’m sitting in a bar after work with Beth and Arlene. It was a long night and we’re rewarding ourselves with some post shift libations. Beth’s drinking a beer. I’m finishing up a dirty martini. Arlene, who is almost seven months pregnant, is...
by waiter | Jul 4, 2005 | Uncategorized
It’s Sunday morning and I’m hurting. My brother’s bachelor party was Friday night and I’m still trying to shake off the after effects. My pounding headache morphed into fatigue about the same time my joints began to throb. Goddamn that scantily...
by waiter | Jul 1, 2005 | Uncategorized
Hi everyone. I’m sorry for the lack of posts this week. I’ve been really busy. My brother is getting married and tonight I’m dragging him out for his bachelor party. Of course, I have to wait tables the next evening! Working hung-over? That’ll...
by waiter | Jun 29, 2005 | Uncategorized
It’s a busy night. As I dash into the kitchen Saroya walks out with a plate of tiramisu in each hand. I’m not watching where I’m going. My shoulder catches her in the left eye. “Owwww!” Saroya yelps almost dropping her desserts....
by waiter | Jun 23, 2005 | Uncategorized
We need a new dishwasher. Fluvio places an ad in the paper. We’re soon inundated with applicants. Throughout the morning an onslaught of applicants trudge through the front door. They’re all Hispanic men. Hailing from places like Ecuador, El Salvador, and Mexico...
