Patent Pending

by | Oct 11, 2025 | Uncategorized

I like my penis. He’s provided a lot of joy during my life, taken me on many adventures, provided me with a daughter and, last I checked, not too many complaints from the ladies. But in early 2021, it seemed my little buddy and I were on the verge of an...

Amor Ingeniosus Est 

by | Sep 26, 2025 | Uncategorized

I was having drinks and a cigar with a friend when he said, “If you’d become a priest, you’d be a bishop by now.”  “And Jesus wept,” I replied.  “No,” he said, “I’m serious. I’ve seen you speak, read your stuff, you’re a natural. People listen to...

Dragonfly

by | Aug 16, 2025 | Uncategorized

I woke up with a nagging pain in my right arm, which didn’t surprise me since I’d been afflicted with what I figured was a bad case of tendonitis all week. Because I’d rolled onto the offending limb in my sleep, the pain was now acute. Since this syndrome had been...

You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet

by | Aug 11, 2025 | Uncategorized

Several months back, I was watching the HBO show White Lotus when one of the characters asked an old Buddhist monk happens to us after death. “When you are born,” the monk said, “You are like a single drop of water, flying upward, separated from the one...