by waiter | Dec 22, 2004 | Uncategorized
Many thanks to Blogwise for making Waiter Rant their “Blogwise Pick of the Week.” Little ol’ me? Thanks guys/gals! Happy Holidays!
by waiter | Dec 20, 2004 | Uncategorized
The day starts off badly. Just as I am about to pull onto the highway to drive to work I hear the “thunk thunk” of a flat tire. Damn. I still have enough tire pressure to drive the five blocks back to my house. I get out the jack, slap on the donut spare, and creep...
by waiter | Dec 14, 2004 | Uncategorized
The waitress fucked up. She told the customer the salad special is $10.95. When he gets the bill it says $12.95. He’s screaming for the manager. Tonight that’s me. “That salad has buffalo mozzarella in it. It came from Italy. Fluvio picked it up at Kennedy Airport. Do...
by waiter | Dec 14, 2004 | Uncategorized
This has nothing to do with waiting tables. It’s just funny. From Avatar. Ladies be more careful. And you yell at us when you find the porn!
by waiter | Dec 14, 2004 | Uncategorized
I posted this at ShamelessRestaurants.com today. It is my reaction to comments made by Steve Hanson, the CEO of BR Guest Restaurants, in the NY post article “Unsavory Kitchens.”...
