by waiter | May 6, 2024 | Uncategorized
Whenever my daughter gets into the car, she, like most of the women I’ve known in my life, assumes complete control of the radio or, in this case, Apple Music. “Dad,” my daughter said a soon has she buckled her seat belt. “Play Taylor Swift.” Notice the absence of the...
by waiter | May 4, 2024 | Uncategorized
When I hit the 5K mark, I consulted my heart monitor and saw my heartbeat was only 135 – an improvement from my last outing. Then again, I took a five minute break to work out a kink in my knee. Perhaps I should do that more often. Feeling energized, I felt I...
by waiter | May 3, 2024 | Uncategorized
A nurse with a very nice figure walked past me and being a male of the species, I cast an appreciative glance. “You saw that too?” my friend said from his gurney. “Hard not to notice.” “My wife said half of it’s not real.” “Who...
by waiter | May 2, 2024 | Uncategorized
Today was the National Day of Prayer and the township I work for sponsored an ecumenical service to mark the occasion. I know people get all hot and bothered about separation of church and state issues but, last I checked, all the Constitution stated was “Congress...
by waiter | May 2, 2024 | Uncategorized
I like the privacy of running in a park because, shielded from casual onlookers by trees, less people can see my embarrassingly slow pace and sweaty middle-aged mug. I’m also an oblivious sort of fellow and that’s not a good thing when you need to be aware of oncoming...