by waiter | Apr 4, 2026 | Uncategorized
After thanking my host for putting me up in his Costa Rican home for a week, I climbed into my Uber and began my journey away from sun, surf, margaritas and back to the real world. If I knew what lay ahead of me, I would’ve stayed and applied for...
by waiter | Dec 22, 2025 | Uncategorized
I was driving to do some Christmas shopping with my family when we passed the cemetery where my father’s mortal remains are interred. As the massive white marble clad mausoleum rose into view I said, “Time to say hi to Dad” and waved. No reaction from my...
by waiter | Oct 11, 2025 | Uncategorized
I like my penis. He’s provided a lot of joy during my life, taken me on many adventures, provided me with a daughter and, last I checked, not too many complaints from the ladies. But in early 2021, it seemed my little buddy and I were on the verge of an...
by waiter | Sep 26, 2025 | Uncategorized
I was having drinks and a cigar with a friend when he said, “If you’d become a priest, you’d be a bishop by now.” “And Jesus wept,” I replied. “No,” he said, “I’m serious. I’ve seen you speak, read your stuff, you’re a natural. People listen to...
by waiter | Aug 16, 2025 | Uncategorized
I woke up with a nagging pain in my right arm, which didn’t surprise me since I’d been afflicted with what I figured was a bad case of tendonitis all week. Because I’d rolled onto the offending limb in my sleep, the pain was now acute. Since this syndrome had been...
