Patent Pending

by | Oct 11, 2025 | Uncategorized

I like my penis. He’s provided a lot of joy during my life, taken me on many adventures, provided me with a daughter and, last I checked, not too many complaints from the ladies. But in early 2021, it seemed my little buddy and I were on the verge of an...

Amor Ingeniosus Est 

by | Sep 26, 2025 | Uncategorized

I was having drinks and a cigar with a friend when he said, “If you’d become a priest, you’d be a bishop by now.”  “And Jesus wept,” I replied.  “No,” he said, “I’m serious. I’ve seen you speak, read your stuff, you’re a natural. People listen to...

Dragonfly

by | Aug 16, 2025 | Uncategorized

I woke up with a nagging pain in my right arm, which didn’t surprise me since I’d been afflicted with what I figured was a bad case of tendonitis all week. Because I’d rolled onto the offending limb in my sleep, the pain was now acute. Since this syndrome had been...