Monthly Archives: July 2008

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Update!

Doing The Today Show was a blast, Thanks to Matt Lauer and all the staff for making it a great experience! I’m also going to be on Neil Cavuto’s “Your World” show on Fox at roughly 4:20 PM today! Tune in! I’ve been getting inundated

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Today Show!

I’m going to be on The Today Show tomorrow morning! How about that? I’ll be on sometime during the eight o’clock hour! Tune in!

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Unmasked

After four and a half years the mask is finally off. What a relief! My thanks to Carla at the Post for a fun interview and Zandy for taking the great pictures. The Metamucil was inspired, man! My book goes on sale today at fine

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Guest Blogger!

I will be the guest blogger for Powell’s Books this week. You can catch my daily missives by going here. Don’t forget, I’ll be at Borders Books at the Time Warner Center in Manhattan at 7:00PM for a book signing and Q&A. I hope some

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Oh No! British People!

I did a guest post for The Observer in the UK. Here’s the link. I hope some American servers spring to my defense! Many thanks to the crew at The Observer for running this article. It was all in good fun. Cheerio!

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Recycling the Seventies

It’s eight o’clock at night and I arrive at the dog park with Buster, my joint custody pooch. Frustrated because he’s been cooped up in an air conditioned house all day, my dog selects a Chihuahua for destruction and begins expending his pent up energy

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Turn, Burn, Bye

I’m no longer working at Café Machiavelli. I’ve handed in my apron. I’ve taken my last order. Stick a fork in me, I’m done. I realized it was time to go several weeks ago. For me, waiting tables had become like trying to jam a

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Audio Sample!

Taken from the forward, here’s an audio sample excerpt from the the Brilliance Audio version of Waiter Rant: Thanks for the Tip – Confessions of a Cynical Waiter! No, that’s not my voice! My thanks to Dan John Miller for his skillful narration. Just something

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Mixing Up the Medicine

“Did you hear what happened to Sebastiano?” Chimo, one of the waiters at Café Machiavelli asks me. “No,” I reply. “What?” “The cops busted down his door last night.” “For real?” “Yep.” I look over at Sebastiano. He’s loading a plastic rack filled with dirty

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Book Signing!

I’ll be doing a book signing on Tuesday, July 29th at  Borders Books inside the Time Warner Building in Manhattan. The event starts at 7:00 PM. I’ll also be discussing my book and taking questions. I hope many of my readers in the New York